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Hey wats up everyone. Its been a while oh. just been really busy. I was in Lagos two weeks ago. Went on Wednesday, came back on Sunday. It was teew mad mehnn. I had fun(well kinda). Okay make I start story.Went to lagos for absolutely nothing. My mum just got up one day and decided to go to Lag wiv no reason at all.She decided to take me along oh. Na so I land for Lag. Okay so we when we arrived in Lag everyone was just staring at me. Shwoo wetin I do all these pple??? I nor sabi speak Yoruba unless I for ask d Yoruba looking guys. Anyway so we get to the new airport. When u arrive, a bus abi na shuttle (una know say I bush b4 now) takes u from the plane area to the baggage claim wareva. So me and my mum step in. I look around, some white men are staring at me. I then proceed to unzip my bag and then I turned on my ipod and was jamming GONGO ASO(I loooove dat song). And I noticed dat my mum was giving me a dirty look cos she h8s ipods and anything dat has to do wiv ear phones cos she believes dat itll damage my ear. Bla bla bla. I just nor send d woman oh. After all their time don pass as pple would say. We get to the baggage claim area and just as im getting off d shuttle abi na bus one white man says hi. I smile at him and say hi to him. He wanted more conversation but I wasn’t up for it cos I was hustling on showing the trolley guy our luggage. We get outta there, take the company bus to the hotel. We to the hotel, we shower and sleep.

The next day, b4 we left d hotel, my mum told me dat im going to sleep over at her late friends house dat I should just carry the necessities. We then set out for one market called Balogun market. We get there and DAMN I wore white shoes. God I will never try dat again in my life. I was mad at every damn soul who stepped on my shoes. The road to the so called “cosmetic shop” was filled with the nastiest mud. My shoes never came out the same. I was busy screaming mum RUBBER SLIPPERS. She didn’t even listen.

We get to VGC where im going to sleep over. My mum then goes ahead to tell me dat shes leaving and dat I should have fun wiv S. S is the last son of his mum. He has other siblings abroad but he chose to skool in naija. When his mum was alive, she will always tell me “u will marry my son”.(awww I miss her so much). She was my mums best friend. Anyways so S wasdonly one at home. His dad comes back from work by 9 cos of lagos traffic and he works in some oil company and does overtime.watver sha. So my mum leaves. We start talking and all dat. We were watching dstv, went on the internet for a bit. I then saw a video dat he downloaded from a blogspot site. It had a copyright thing on the video. I then ask him if he has a blog or he reads blogs. He says no dat he got the video from a friend. He then sees me reading afro babe’s blog. He then asks wat it is. I just mumbled something. Anyways he then leaves to go and get something. I quickly get off the pc after hitting the Ctrl+Shift+Delete button on my Mozilla Firefox cos I knew he was going to check my laptop for pictures cos he told me already and he is a computer whiz so I didn’t want him to discover my blog also. Anyways he comes back and we get talking about old times and all. His dad returns and I greet him. Good evening sir. I was really glad to see him cos I hadn’t seen him in a while. He then looks at me like am trash, and then says “yeah”. I was really mad but I just thot the guy wasn’t in a good mood maybe cos of lagos traffic or something. I then wentthe room at least to give d guy space and then S knocks and enters. There was another bed on the floor so he lies on it. I was on face book then and u know how addictive dat thing is. He starts talking and I pretend to listen while checking my friend requests and looking at some of my sisters pictures. He then realiised I wasn’t listening, he then throws a pillow at me. Dats when we start fighting. Im really aggressive and he knows dat. So I jump from my own bed down to the mattress on the floor and on top of him. I was on top of him, his dad then came in and called S. I got off him and he went out of the room. I was so embarrassed. As in, it was a very compromising position. S came back like two hours l8r and woke me up. I was like screaming at him,, askin him wat he wanted, he then asked y I was sleeping and im like its two am if he hasn’t realised. I then ask him bout his dad and wat he thot was going on. He then said dat he didn’t say anything, he just wanted him to type some document. Anyways we talk for a while and then run out of things to say. I then doze off.

The next morning I felt someone slowly stroking my face, it was S. when I woke up, he was like “finally”. I avoided talking to him cos of morning breath. I never ready to kill another man pikin. Anyways I got in the bath room, brushed my teeth and had my bath. I then got dressed, waiting for my mum to come pick me up. Luckily, it was a Friday morning and his dad had gone to work early so i didnt have to greet. When my mum came, S then said to her "Aunty, i dont want her to go". i really wanted to go but my mum gave me one kinda eye like i shud stay (u know dat kinda eye dat ur mum gave u when u were little, in parties where she did not want u to eat or drink anything). eheen. she gave me dat eye. She wanted me to stay cos she knew d guy was lonely and needed company. anyways me and my mum struck a deal dat she'll go back to the hotel and bring my clothes which she did.

It was so boring.all we did was play games on psp(yeah i play games a lot), we did the gamesharing thingy. i beat his ass. we watched tv and nepa struck. They put on the generator (in VGC again?? i been think say them get constant light). still nothing to do. we ate, slept.We were watching some movie when his dad came in, i greeted and still d same response. i was really mad. tried my best not to show it. i went to d room and i was watching some movie on the internet when S came in and asked if I wanted red wine. i told him no. he tried to convince me to have some but i seriously wasnt up for it. After he finished boozing, he came into the room and started yarning some stufff. me i wasnt up for dat. i just dey think of my bloggers. at least one go dey stay for VGC. i for just call am to come carry me go club oh sumtin. i was in the mood to party but the environment was killing this mood. Anyways i slept off & i woke up to see S sleeping on my bed. Throughout my stay, he slept on the bed on the ground. anyways we r meant to be "family friends" so no wahala. So i get up by 6.am to call my cousin cos it was her birthday and i put an alarm. i call her and when im done, i proceed to the living room. i get there no one is there. i go back to the room. i then went back to bed.i couldnt sleep just kept turning and turning.S woke up, saw dat i was awake, cuddled me without saying a word, got up and went outta d room, probably to his room. i brushed my teeth and started watching some sitcom on my laptop.was kinda bored so i went to the sitting room. lo and behold, S's dad is sitting there, watching highlights of some football match.i then greet "Good Morning Sir" he replies " so is this how u guys sleep till mid day. u dont cook, all u do is eat and sleep. u couldnt even wake up for morning devotion". i then tell him dat ive been up since 6.he then goes "i hear"( u know d way all these ibotic men behave). i was really mad. i just went into the room. i laid there.all i could think of was "did he just say dat?"... u say u had morning devotion and i didnt hear a single sound. in my house, wehn we do morning devotion, the full neighbourhood dey hear oh. yeah i know im exaggerating and all dat but at least my room was close to the living room so i shoulda at least heard sumtin. anyways S then comes in and he sees im not happy. he then asks y and i tell him all bout it. he then apologises and said he wanted to come and call me but he just thot it wasn't necessary. watver sha. i left his house,really mad at his father

On the way to some plaza wiv my mum, i then ask her y she didn't stay wiv me there, she was like she doesnt really like the man and dat he scares her and when her friend (his wife) was still alive, seh always made sure he was on a business trip b4 she goes to sleep over.I and my mum do a little shopping b4 returning back to the hotel.The next day i went home. it felt nice to be home at least theres no one to torment u here.

talking bout Lagos trips, i was in Lagos sometime last year wehn this happened. i was staying wiv my uncle and his girlfriend told him to come and pick her from where she was making her hair. i decided to go wiv him cos i was bored at home.on our way there, we branch some fast food joint and my uncle gets sausages. he was eating his and we see this guy wiv his brand new car (mercedes 190). all of a sudden, he takes a sharp bend and scratches his car. my uncle started laughing at d guy. me i joined him to laugh cos d guy was the one dat was posin wiv his brand new car. my uncle then stops the car by the shoemakers shop. when he turned, he saw the guy running towards his (my uncles car) with a screw jack. he said dat he must in his words "scatter my uncles wind screen". he then gets to the car and seize my uncles shirt. My uncle had a mouthful of sausage and instead of him to spit it out, he was struggling to swallow it(he is really tall and lanky) and at the same time make the man let go of his shirt. it was a funny sight. the guy was screaming in yoruba. pedestrians had to hold d guy oh. they then asked him wat the problem was, he then said dat my uncle and his girlfriend (referring to me) were laughing at him. the guy struggled and struggled and some pple from nearby houses came to meet us. they told us dat we can stay in their compound until d man cools off and leaves which we did. i dont think ill ever forget that experience.

P.S: im sorry for not updatin ever since. Had serious internet problems. i H8 my ISP. i dont care if they see this. im actually on the internet illegally cos ive not paid. lol. criminal sturvs.

DESPERATE LADY if u ever see this, i need an invite. seriously.

uzezi, soupasexy, mz dee, all others thanx for all d luv.

FUN!!!

Im having fun!!! went for a party yesterday dat my cousin organised. Wasnt even expecting to go until he called me dat he was comin to pick me up. Mehnn see him stuntin on the road. fast and furious tokyo drift dey learn for where this guy dey. i was screaming and pedestrians must have thot i was being kidnapped. We got there in 1 piece (halleluyah!!) after serious cabashing (prayers). i even start to read rosery self& i hail mary well well and i no b catholic.

When we got there, they were playing some jams. they then played dat "wild 2 nite" by shaggy ft. olivia.mehnn my cousin when say e nor sabi dance start to dance once. we were grinding like
crazyyyyyyy. mehnn looking back on it, i was too hard on him. damn!! if possible the friction would have produced sparks.All these happened after i had a drean dat i had sex wiv one of my cousins. i woke up confused. it was like a nightmare.No need to get into details on dat 1.

Anyways when i got home, my spark producing cousin sent me a txt and we started chatting from there. Anyways d guy started telling me bout his private life. i was really shocked cos we dont get to talk bout stuff wiv each other. Anyways i crashed immediately after we finished txtin& i had eaten one heavy meal of pouned yam and ogbonno soup. yum yum. :). My sister always tells me dat food makes me happy. yes oh b4 nko??. Without food nor b die I go die.


As for my friend dating a pastors son. story story.The guy asked her one day dat if he cheats on her, how would she react, she said dats shell break up wiv him. okay. this is d story. my friend is a virgin and d boy is a virgin (was). she was always going on bout how he loves her bla bla bla and dat she can boast of him any where dat hell never cheat on her. she said dat she is confident and can travel out for years and hell not sleep wiv any girl unlike me dat congeal go hold my bf (ex).she was just ranting.

One faithful day,he then confessed to her dat there's dis girl dat he met in church or so dat she then invited him to her house. so he went one day and the girl was sad cos she just broke up wiv her boyfriend and she was crying and everyfin, so he went closer to at least comfort her. She then put porn into the video cd and they were watching. the girl then told him dat he shouldnt even come close to her cos shes not going to let him touch her. so he went close and that was how they had sex (and according to him lost his virginity).the girl he had sex wiv then told him dat he must be starved of sex by his gf cos he finished quickly. he then told my friend dat he went to see d girl almost everytime and they kept on having sex until one day when d girl told him he was not gettin some unless he breaks up wiv his gf (my friend). so he said dat was the last day he went to see d girl..


Dat 1 nor reach oh. He went further to tell my friend dat he wouldnt call dat cheating cos he wasnt getting any from her and dat "e no b wood now" and dat if he was then he can be accused of cheating(he started d no sex b4 marriage as per pastor son). My friend then told him dat she agrees wiv him. she then told me dat she totelly agrees wiv him and dat he's very intelligent to come up wiv dat and dat if u study the situation, he is right. I was like WTF???????. She seemed really happy wiv it all until suddenly she burst into tears. mehnnn i dont understand dat gurl oh. her emotions r messed up. 4 real.
i did not even know wat to say to her cos im not the best advice giver. i just told her everyfin will b fine. she's still wiv him and they fight all d time. she seems really happy so its all gud.( hope d story aint all dat confusing)


Happy Easter. Hope everyone went to church today though I didnt. im kinda hungry now.
Peace!!!!!!!!

Random Thots

ummm couldn't come up wiv a suitable title for this post. just thot of starting a blog to let off steam cos theres been a lot happening in my life lately. im one of those anonymous bloggers who just leave comments (nice ones! yeah i know wat u r thinking who would admit to being the nasty anons) ...

Who has seen d movie Phat Gurls. Just saw it recently for the third time.Yeah we have to be confident in our bodies and stuff but i wont eat and blow up all in the name of being a "THICK MADAME". yeah im thick. alright not really. i weigh 80kg and im 6ft tall. im sexy and chubby in the right places if u know wat i mean. im really tall but what can i say??? its genes baby!!!!!!!! Anyways im a really bubbly person and maybe ull like me when u get to know me. Maybe not.

The Doctor in this movie was really hot. I dont mind spending a night wiv him. lol. and the kiss at the end?? woahhhh!!!!!.

I have people close to me who r going through a lot lately.I hope to blog bout it soon but right now im actually confused with my own problems. Okay theres this guy dat has been aorund for a while, lets call him T. ive known him for a while now (about 4yrs). He once told one of my friends P dat he was feelin me. Anyways me in my own way now, i was styling for him. lol. Now my friend O claims dat he is feelin her. T and I have not been talking for a while now due to some misunderstanding. He told O dat he was just jokin wiv me and dat i took it personal.He gets extremely jealous anytime i talk to his friend.Now he expects me to walk up to him to talk to him and he walks around wiv a frown whenever he sights me.O seems to be happy wiv everything dat is going on btwn T and I.So today i kinda talked to him and he seemed happy bout it.Most people r scared of datin T cos hes father is a 419(fraudster) and u know once u have made it in life, pple must always talk. I have heard so many things about his dad. Rituals and d rest of it. I dont want to be part of any of these but i cant help it y'all. i think i really like him.lust, infatuation, call it any.Ill get over it anyway.


Alrightie! on a lighter note. I just remembered something dat happened last year. i went to see my aunty and when i got there. I greeted everyone and asked for my little cousins a boy (10) and girl (8). i then tip toed into the room inorder to make a surprise entrance. On getting there, I saw the boy and the girl in the bath tub. The boy was touching the girl in places i never imagined would get a little girl aroused. hmmm i watched them for a while before sliding the curtain away. U need to see the reaction on their faces. they were shocked, the boy tried to get up but he slipped back down. i hadnt even said a word b4 the boy fell on his kness ( with a full erection) and started to plead wiv me not to tell his mum ( his mum is very strict) and assured me that it will never happen again. Till this day, i dont know wat actually prevented me from telling his mum.My mum and dad were never strict during my secondary school days. Left to me, i feel if u r too strict to ur child,they tend to do things dat u dont xpect them to do. Just like a pastors son dat my friend is presently dating and having problems wiv.Guess dats for my next post.

P.S: I hope to get better in my writing skills wiv time cos i know im wack. Peace!!!!!